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The Twelve Days of Bad Customer Service (parody)

To get into the holiday spirit we thought it would be fun to re-write the famous 12 days of Christmas song.  We hope you enjoy the “12 days of Bad Customer Service” as much as we enjoyed creating them!

The Twelve Days of Bad Customer Service:  

On the first day of bad service
my worst vendor gave to me:
A groan and an unresolved request

On the second day of bad service
my worst vendor gave to me:
2 lame excuses
and a groan and an unresolved request

On the third day of bad service
my worst vendor gave to me:
a 3 hour wait
2 lame excuses
and a groan and an unresolved request

On the fourth day of bad service
my worst vendor gave to me:
4 reasons to not come back
a 3 hour wait
2 lame excuses
and a groan and an unresolved request

On the fifth day of bad service
my worst vendor gave to me:
5 busy signals
4 reasons to not come back
a 3 hour wait
2 lame excuses
and a groan and an unresolved request

On the sixth day of bad service
my worst vendor gave to me:
6 broken self-service links
5 busy signals
4 reasons to not come back
a 3 hour wait
2 lame excuses
and a groan and an unresolved request

On the seventh day of bad service
my worst vendor gave to me:
7 days of outages
6 broken self-service links
5 busy signals
4 reasons to not come back
a 3 hour wait
2 lame excuses
and a groan and an unresolved request

On the eighth day of bad service
my worst vendor gave to me:
8 broken promises
7 days of outages
8 broken self-service links
5 busy signals
4 reasons to not come back
a 3 hour wait
2 lame excuses
and a groan and an unresolved request

On the ninth day of bad service
my worst vendor gave to me:
9 bad tips
8 broken promises
7 days of outages
6 broken self-service links
5 busy signals
4 reasons to not come back
a 3 hour wait
2 lame excuses
and a groan and an unresolved request

On the tenth day of bad service
my worst vendor gave to me:
10 useless help desk agents
9 bad tips
8 broken promises
7 days of outages
6 broken self-service links
5 busy signals
4 reasons to not come back
a 3 hour wait
2 lame excuses
and a groan and an unresolved request

On the eleventh day of bad service
my worst vendor gave to me:
11 wrong responses
10 useless help desk agents
9 bad tips
8 broken promises
7 days of outages
6 broken self-service links
5 busy signals
4 reasons to not come back
a 3 hour wait
2 lame excuses
and a groan and an unresolved request

On the twelfth day of bad service
my worst vendor gave to me:
a 12 page warranty
11 wrong responses
10 useless help desk agents
9 bad tips
8 broken promises
7 days of outages
6 broken self-service links
5 busy signals
4 reasons to not come back
a 3 hour wait
2 lame excuses
and a groan and an unresolved request

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